I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
I've got a 90 day supply of amoxicillin in case of zombie or chlamydia outbreak
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
I got with a bridesmaid and a server as well as put an $80 tab in rum and coke under the name Emerson Iglesias. Are you sure it wasn't my wedding?
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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