you thought that fire hydrant was a midget...you gave it a hug and asked for a lollipop.
well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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