Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
So much Jack, so little girl.
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
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