So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
Every time I walk onto campus my Saint Patrick's day scar starts to throb. I'm like a drunken accident prone Harry Potter
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
So I guess I walked across campus with "pat my ass" in sharpie on my forehead.
You deserve it, you colossal cock block.
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