You're my little dorito
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
I should have some sort of frequent buyer card or something. I just bought my third bottle of Captain this week. It's Wednesday.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
Just got a blowjob from a coed in exchange for saving her an iPhone 5 when I get them in stock. Sometimes it's awesome to be a Verizon employee.
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
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