he puts the penis in happiness.
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
All the doctor said was why
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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