Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
Anyone would get lost in that field after that much vodka. Trust me... I kind of feel like superman considering I even made it home. Most people would've been face down in a random oilfield. Not this guy.
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
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