he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
Had dinner with my ex husband. The box of wine is gone and I'm laying on the floor in my wedding dress. Where are you?!
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
Randomize
