We have a vodka soaked ShamWow with your name on it.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
There is a bottle of ciroc waiting graciously on my breakfast table. It's almost a sign for me to live up to my Russian blood.
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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