I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
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