so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
He equated my biology degree to a belief in Santa. I wonder if he heard the doors to my vagina clanging shut.
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
Randomize
