i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
Randomize
