yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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