You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
Intoxication Level: I'm as graceful and flawless as a fucking dinosaur.
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