I might come over and watch a movie but I can't spend the night. my parents would wonder where i was
you're 26.
ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
I feel like I've been hit by a train. I woke up this morning covered in wine, free condoms, and a sign language dictionary.
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
I've reached too hung over to move status will you bring me something to drink?
I moved out 2 weeks ago remember?
Can you ship it to me then?
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
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