I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
He finally admitted that he was drunk when I asked him how he got the rug burn on his chin and he replied "the worm contest"
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
I think I ruined Robin and Mikes anniversary. I walked in on them fucking, accidentally broke the necklace he gave her, and I stole the keg from their party. Not in that order
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
