is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
A part of me realizes this is a bad time to text. But I override it with my awesomeness
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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