All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
you were trying to convince me that you weren't drunk by grabbing my shoulders, looking deeply into my eyes and saying "i can see your sparkle"
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
I'm on a treadmill at the gym ordering pizza on my phone so it'll get to my house around the time I get home. I NEED HELP. Or I'm a genius. I haven't decided.
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
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