I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
I needed to borrow my dads nail clippers and next to it was an industrial size box of condoms if that wasnt bad enough I dropped the clippers behind the bed and discovered hundreds of used condoms
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
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