did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
I went to bed early to get up and have a cup of coffee and watch a Sunday sunrise; and again you come home with no shirt and more stamps than my passport. Get the fuck up now, you are taking an Uber to waffle house. The order is in you name.
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
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