i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
It's a beautiful day for a hangover
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
Status: mom bitching about grandma not shutting the fuck up, while not shutting the fuck up. Dear Jesus give me strength or more bourbon.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
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