You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
Just checked my voicemails on the work phone on speaker. Thank you so much for the one of you screaming "COME FUCK ME NOWWWW!" my boss loved it ..
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
I need to be more functional. That doesn't mean I'm going to drink less, I just need to wake up and shit
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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