I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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