I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
I'm literally trying to cool beer down right now in my car by putting it on my floor and blasting cold air on it
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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