bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
Hungover. Be in at noonish. Turn my monitor on and put a hot cup of coffee on my desk so the boss thinks I'm in
He just said he was the Jesus of alcoholics.
I was just about to send a concerned text until I opened my door and saw a shopping cart. I'm glad you made it home in one piece and with toys.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian
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