He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
my downstairs neighbor came by to say he’s having a huge loud party tomorrow, handed me a toblerone bar, and said thank you in advance for your understanding
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