went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
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