i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
My favorite part was when he stopped, looked up in the middle of performing oral sex and asked, "you did know it was Arbor Day, right?"
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
Have you ever felt like autocorrect is judging you with its suggested words? Like how it won't suggest certain words until you type in pretty much the entire word, is it just thinking 'No way did this dude use "consent laws" in the same sentence as "17th?" Or is that just me.
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
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