..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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