So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
I look excited, but its just a facade.
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
if my 20s were a chapter in my autobiography, it would be called "the room is spinning and my hands smell like dick"
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