You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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