That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
I thought accidentally shaving off my fingertip while trying to shave my butthole was going to be the most unexpected part of my day, but no
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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