In America we eat man semen.
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
Randomize
