Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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