Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
never try to heat up a hot pocket in the dryer if ur microwave breaks...bad idea.
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
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