on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
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