She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
Randomize
