She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
Had to go see my sisters new baby this morn in the clothes I wore to the rave last night. Still drunk. Almost dropped it. I'll be a good aunt right?
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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