Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
I wish i was in the wii world.
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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