So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
How did you get him out of the shower last time?
Order Taco Bell and leave a trail of burritos leading to his bed.
I woke up this morning with a text from my mom as to why the hell random people were showing up at the house. Turns out nobody came to our house party because I gave them my old address, fuck pre-partying for real
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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