I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
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