no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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