What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
I got arrested for "public intoxication". Fuckers threw me out of the bar into public... i mean shit they have thirsty Thursdays. And I get thrown out for self serve Sundays plus a citation.
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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