There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?
Becoming a productive member of society?
Sam. Come on.
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
Drunk me left sober me a shower beer in expectation of Hurricane Harvey. Drunk me is the best.
Remember how I made that resolution to remain celibate for 6 months? Well, I just broke that
You literally made that 4 hours ago...
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
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