how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
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