Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
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