I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
I really gotta be careful. My email inbox is equal parts notifications from instructors and this dude's dick. If I get drunk and reply to the wrong thing I might get kicked out of grad school.
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
I took it upon myself to take one shot of tequila to have an excuse for hitting on my not-single coworker. It worked.
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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