I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
I sign my lease Thursday, I'm about to be released back into the wild.
I'll make missing person signs.
You're a good friend.
What shade of lipstick clearly states, I'm only attending this wedding for the drugs and groomsmen?
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
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