remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
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