i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
so I told him I hadn't been laid since Bush was president. Right after he cums, he says "Welcome to the Obama Administration".
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
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